April 9, 2026
Hey everyone, i’m a 32 year old “baby boy” here who still gets rock hard every time a pretty girl calls him “little man” and checks his diaper. I know some of you have been following my adventures, so you already know the drill: I hire babysitters, I regress hard, and nine times out of ten they freak out and ghost me because they think I’ve lost my damn mind and actually believe I’m an infant. Last month alone I went through three. The first one laughed nervously when I crawled over in just my thick rearz diaper and asked for a bottle. She left mid feed. The second one actually tried to call my “mommy” because I was throwing a tantrum on the floor in nothing but a onesie and a very obvious boner. The third one just stared at the crib, the changing table, and the stack of adult sized diapers and noped right out the door. But then… then came Sarah. She showed up at 7 p.m. sharp, tight jeans, soft pink […]