PositionNovember 23, 2008
With my house getting all decorated for Christmas I could use some little men. Well I would prefer them smaller than elves, but the fun we could have. Think of being my little miniature elf this year. The dangers of climbing the Christmas tree with the cats watching so closely would be immense. There would be those nice times, hiding in my bathrobe and watching as I bathed. It would be dangerous but not all bad.