She only refers to me as a boy, not a man.

She’s asked me “who do you think could take it deeper, you or me?”

She’s asked me if you’d like to have anal sex even though she’s told me she’d never let me put it in her butt.

For my last birthday when you said you wanted golf balls, she got you a ball gag instead.

She says I look fine even though the orthopedic shoe insoles she got me make me walk like a girl.

She got excited when I decided to work on my car but got mad later when she found out I said I was going to “change my SPARK plugs” not “butt plugs.”