I didn’t know the powder would really shrink him. Who expects something you buy through some shady magazine to work. When we ordered it we laughed and said, “sure, make your lover into a Polly pocket doll”. Now though as I look at him, look down at him he is tiny. What am I going to do? I can barely hear his squeaky voice, and the sound of mine seems to hurt his ears tremendously. How will I keep him safe? Was it an accident, or did I secretly hope it would work just as we discussed?

Kisses,

Emma